florida

the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.

florida is like california but california is still the best!

by JonnyXYZ December 30, 2008

Florida OR Germany

The decision on which place Arnold Schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in - home country Germany or the governated Florida.

"Flawreeda or Shermany..." - Arnold

by Arnold Schwa' December 6, 2003

flaori

a person of both filipino and maori descent.
Best described as the drunk & disorderly female of filipino & maori descent as seen on 'City Beat'. Asian looking in appearance but with the attire of a 'typical' maori adolescent female (E.G puffy 'homeboy' jacket {preferably dada or wutang clan} and bone totem necklace)

'that crazy ol' flaori is gunna get arrested bro'

by dcbornes August 8, 2007

florist

synonym for the one like doris

today i bought florist some woe-flowers.

by speedypete May 20, 2004

Flor

A girl that leaves u on read go to sleep at 8am then goes to sleep at school if u know someone named flor she has a dirty cochie. Gets mad asf boi if u wake her up. If u see someone named flor run away. If u know someone named flor uk she assaults her brother alot just becuz he called her a hoe and a thot like I mean not wrong but uk. She makes u confused asf and wen u act confused she gets white girl triggered

Girl: hey uk that girl flor

Guy: 👨🔫

by Heysir your mom gey February 14, 2019

Florida Funlick

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.

Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!

by Joebammofo January 26, 2009

floriangeiss

A fanny, cunt or other derivitive/name for the female genital region.

That guy is such a floriangeiss.
Woah! Look at that girl's floriangeiss.

by Gary the Growler May 12, 2009