Forbidden Finger February

This challenge is meant to be the female version of No Nut November. Females are not allowed to finger their diddly doo. They also can't be fingered by someone else.

Guy 1: I'm about to finger my girlfriend.
Guy 2: No don't do that, it's forbidden. This is the month of Forbidden Finger February. Jeez, respect the women.

by Xylmmuz December 4, 2018

freak finger

When a girl paints one of her fingers, usually the middle or ring finger, a different color.

"hey look at that hottie"
"yeah, freak finger and all"

by johnny wongy January 17, 2019

grease finger

The finger you use to prime an anus for penetration

I used the same grease finger on your mom as i did your dad

by Sneekyninja1979 February 24, 2020

Iron finger

When someone jams a finger in a woman's butthole repeatedly as hard and as fast as they can.

Donny gave Patty a iron finger last night.

by Donny884 April 8, 2022

Bather's Finger

The wrinkly finger you get from massaging a ladies moist parts or when she self services!
Similar to spending too long in the bath.

Man, she was so wet I got bather's finger.

I was so horny last night I got bather's finger.

by Jonah Jones November 3, 2008

adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma April 15, 2014

the three finger shocker

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers

I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.

by Machew August 27, 2016