february 14th

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.

Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"

by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023

February 15th

International Gobesties day.
The day to celebrate your loved ones aka your gobesties 🥹

not to be confused with valentine’s day, national gobestie day is a lot better.
live laugh gobestie

In honour of the man, Gobika2098.

It’s February 15th!

Happy International Gobesties day!

Im so happy to spend this International Gobesties day with you.

by 🐋🐋 February 13, 2023

February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023

February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

its kinda self explanatory
its appreciation day for Valerie Yen Nhi Nguyen
because yes
val is great

GUYS IT'S VAL APPRECIATION DAY!! what's that when is it??? FEBRUARY 21ST!!! February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

by ROSE!!!! February 21, 2023

February 27th

National Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

have a boyfriend/girlfriend
well on February 27th you have to kiss them

by funnyurbanz February 25, 2023

February 28

Show your bf your tits day and tell him you love him so much

“Yo it’s February 28 show me the tits”
“Ok *shows tits* I love you so much”
“I love you too”

by Eggsarefromcows February 25, 2023

February -0th

February -0th is national 'Noclip Day'. Everyone on February -0th has to noclip. Too bad humanity hasn't vanished yet. This is because the event cannot occur due to it being on the -0th day in February.

Person 1: "Hey guys, it's February -0th. You know what that means!"

by The Guy Stuck in Level Eleven November 3, 2022