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Funny-Jar

When someone, who is not usually that funny, creates general hilarity by saying something witty or clever and objectifies their joke as a coin (to be put into a jar).
"you just put one in the funny-jar!
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funky

when we put da UNK into fUNKy!! Or it describes some nastay stink.
1.Whatta funky smell! what hav u been eating? Dead Skunk?
2. "Funky party, where's the beer?" "Up my ass." "Random!"
by EAT_THE_FUNKY_CHICKEN_plz December 19, 2004
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Funny Monkey

A monkey that's funny, supid, or ugly. Now that I think about, it can be any kind of monkey, but all is at least funny. XD
That monkey with the green hat was a very funny monkey.
by SSC March 5, 2008
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Funky Fresh

In the state of having a wicked hangover
Damn, son; that party was awesome. I'm funky fresh this morning, though.
by Cor-dog March 13, 2008
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funny joke

by Wodie Measter July 12, 2002
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funky butt lovin

The act of butt loving that is so raw that it is often referred to as funky. Usually leaves the recipient's anus smelling like almonds.
"Have you ever seen two squirrels fuck a rabbit? Now thats some funky butt lovin."

"Oh my god, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. I went to this party, had a few too many rolls, met this guy, and yadda yadda yadda I had to make some major dookie today"
by Paul Darnabodie March 22, 2007
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Funny fact 16

Everything on the internet is recorded, watched and observed. This is a funny fact.

Who ever brainwashed you and put you down here know this fact.

It’s not smart. We find you wherever you go easily.

Unless this is what you want, us seeing your drama and stripteasing. Your predictable cries for help and cheesy sense of romance.

Ohh right, you think we are going to doubt your character and confuse you with some others. How smart is this of you.

Your randomness is not random. It could be random from anyone else, but just you is obvious. You are not forever in my heart after I saw your miserable poor dancing. It was all yours, but not anymore. The lemur now purrs .. haha I thought you said your not that low.

Who ever put you here is smarter than you and knew … you’ll be so full of yourself and you’ll stuck here forever.

How many hours per day you are here? Aren’t you supposed to be busy with something will make you look distinguished and smart? Or are you here to seek a delusional approval of your sick-minded audience or I should say .. worthless losers.

You are not a loser. You’ve been brainwashed.. to satisfy their needs.

I thought.. I thought you are a wolf that licks its own wounds.. why are you naked here? Are you horny is that it? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Ahh .. I was so full of hope. I respected you. Not anymore. I don’t respect you. You belong to the streets.
I only loved once this is a funny fact 16
by UnfinishedBook April 13, 2022
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