Slippery Dylan

The act of tongue punching your grandma, usually unexpectedly.

The other night I walked in on my sleeping grandma and I put my tongue in her anus, in other words I pulled off a "Slippery Dylan".

by SeedyRay May 29, 2017

Dylan Tyndall

Phili-Nadian (half Philo half Canadian)

Look at that Dylan Tyndall, he eats dogs with maple syrup.

by JOEL KLASSEN January 24, 2023

Tampa Dylan

Tampa Dylan is an incredibly powerful being. This being was born when Dylan Remick went to Tampa and posted super drippy pics on Instagram.

The world could easily be destroyed by Tampa Dylan.

by SleepyPanda123 May 28, 2021

Dylan Melby

Biggest fuck up to ever exist. Attracted to children

That guys in love with a freshman, wow must be dylan Melby.

by Elizabeth177 March 20, 2018

dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 02, 2017

Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.

Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!

by croup coughdashian February 27, 2019

The Dylan Spejna

The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.

Taylor wanted the d, So i just did the dylan spejna to pleasure her.

by The all knower December 07, 2012