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Hate Drinking 

A sudden, conscious, and uncontrollable impulse to drink excessively regardless of consequence because you have one of those 'I hate everything' days.
Sally: I lost my job, failed my final exam, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and my car was broken into.
Vincent: Damn, sounds like you've had a bad day.
Sally: Yeah, I'm going hate drinking tonight cuz it's just been one of those days.
Vincent: I feel ya.
Hate Drinking by Vejace Alexei January 14, 2011

Drinky McDumbass 

1. An executive whose success is primarily due to family and/or fraternal connections rather than merit.
2. As above, but specifically referring to George W. Bush.
Turn the channel -- I'm tired of listening to Drinky McDumbass.
Drinky McDumbass by VMarsch January 19, 2004

day after drinking shits 

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.
TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷 

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

cowinky-dink

A silly way to say coincidence, meaning two or more occurances that happen, seemilngly, by chance.
It was a cowinky-dink that we both had the same favorite restraunt written down on the survey.
cowinky-dink by Leashie Peashie February 2, 2009

No-Huddle Drinking

Applying aspects of the NFL's No-Huddle Offense to the area of drinking when time is a factor. This may involve chugging, bonging, or shotgunning beer, a power hour, or upgrading to shots of liquor.
It's already 9:00, we're not drunk, and we've got to head out to the bars soon. No-Huddle Drinking is in effect!
No-Huddle Drinking by diesel52 February 26, 2011