Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

doing the sponge

Well first you take your leg and you stick it in the air then you take the other one and put it right uo there, now you're doing the sponge.

Did you see that invertabret doing the sponge?

by POPSMENSAHB0NSU May 21, 2016

Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018

Juicing Dongs

Sucking cock, or giving someone fellatio

That chick totally juiced my dong last night.

That girl loves juicing dongs, everyone knows it.

Go juice a dong.

by Eddie Baumgartner October 2, 2008

What are ye doing in my swamp?!

A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Usually triggers people.

Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."

by This.is.Ryan.Ross April 27, 2017

Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

by PeeBee February 12, 2004

doing some homework

An addict/alcoholic who has relapsed.

"You haven't seen me at meetings for months becuase I was out doing some homework."

by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004