Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

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Crispmaxxing

Crispmaxxing is when you cum, smear the cum on your dick and not wash it whats so ever, then when it starts to crisp up you peel it off like peeling off dried glue from your hands and eat it.

Me and Kara started crispmaxxing together!

by Natsu tatsu October 2, 2025

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Crimpy

The act of getting saucy or doing something very smooth or well in any situation

Oh yeah JuJu and Daron were gettin crimpy around the hoes

by Juju’s Crimpsack October 21, 2025

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Crispin is the one you avoid in the pub, always out on his own, opinionated about everything, if he tries to encroach on your group, its best to not make eye contact (half Crispin) or just totally turn your back on him (full Crispin)

Wow!! Steve just did a full Crispin on him, bold move as he is now facing in the opposite direction of the rest of the group !!

by Crep Lord October 23, 2025

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