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Caker McCakerson

Cupcaking to the extreme. Skipping parties, sporting events, other manly things, to cupcake with a girl.
Kevin....Why did you skip the party Friday night?

Drew..... I was hanging out with Jodi

Kevin.... Im changing your name to Caker McCakerson, bitch
by Emerson Monroe April 8, 2010
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Cracker Craving

adv. To really desire a caucasian person. see also Cracka cravin. Opp. of Jungle Fever.
I don't understand why Kobe Bryant slept with that white girl. He musta had a cracker craving.
by pepwave1 May 10, 2011
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Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys
Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team
by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014
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crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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Cracker

A word that is often used to describe lame and uptight white people. It is also used to describe ignorant ugly and out of shape white folk. If you have been called a "cracker" you SHOULD be offended because it is a very mean insult. If you have been called a cracker you need to get your life together because you are very shitty and out of order. The person who searched this may be a cracker because you want to know more about yourself. If you make duck lips in a picture, drink starbucks, wear long t-shits with tiny shirts, and have a pair of uggs, that makes you a basic cracker(just like a basic bitch). If you are a cracker then you are 55% shit and 55% Basic Bitch so fix your life.
"omg I hate that fucking cracker she's such a slut" *sends text
"Ike she was hanging with that basic bitch Anna"*sends text
"Eww omg ikr" *sends text
by Crazy hat December 24, 2015
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Cracker

by Ghhttt September 11, 2016
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Cracker

Cracker

: A word used to describe a WHITE person: Any and Every white person

A CAVE APE that thinks he/she is more "intellegent" than others.
They are blinded and can't see the truth.
They don't know that asians are the most superior life forms.
Asians create everything for these cave men, yet they aren't thankful and act like the world revolves around them. Yet they call blacks negroes and apes and look down on others, but they are truly the only APES in the planet.
These crackers try to defy the truth. Maybe we should send the back to live in the caves, but first let us wait untill they go EXTINCT.
Don't worry these cracker APES will die out by atleast 2050!
But Hope they will go Extinct sooner atleast by 2028!

One more thing: They don't know that they actually originated from AFRICA.
It is hilarious that they don't even know that. Fuck you AMERICANS and your SHITTY SCHOOLS !

I don't even know how blacks handled WHITE'S stupidity for all those generations. Props for being actual 100% humans

If they don't want people to be RACIST then why teach us your racial history in schools?
1. Come cracker, clean this cave for Muah!

2. Here Cracker have some of the dogs left overd
by Mr.AsianManCanDoAnything January 27, 2018
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