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The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.
Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!
by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009
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chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.
That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.
by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011
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Cookie cutters

A group of Skanks that are exact clones of each other..highly annoying and frigid..and always pretend to be drunk after 1 cooler and lead on every nice guy in the school...fking skanks
Those girls are such cookie cutters
by jellybean + baaabe May 26, 2008
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cookies pabdar

Cookies pabdar Has connected
One might be idle in said Ventrilo channel and all at once, full of cookies pabdar.
by Xinoir April 7, 2005
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cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!
by sickbeats June 3, 2007
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cookie bombing

baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.
" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"
by quipish December 16, 2011
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Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
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