college

A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.

College is an awkward stage for early adults.

by [e-mail] May 26, 2008

Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm

dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.

by niiiiggga wit money December 7, 2010

brophy college prep

a prep school that is in arizona. In the 1930's it was a college but the great depression caused it to close down and sell some of its land. that land was bought up by xavier college prepatory and turned into a girls only school. after the great depression it was then reopened as a boys only college prep highschool. it is now functioning well and sends many of its students to harvard, yale, etc. it is a jesuit school and uses the motto "men for others".

genuis- yo man I got into brophy college prep

slacker- dude you do know that that school is gay

genius- no its not, there's a girls school next door and they share classes. who would want to be gay

slacker- yeah, I guess your right. sorry about the gay comment

by crazy man running January 12, 2009

college week

Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?

Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college

by JR Page May 13, 2009

College Relationship

a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.

I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship

by Sidnaydislikesacheater November 22, 2010

College Rich

When you have more than enough money for food, fuel and other necessities and spend whatever is left over on alcohol.

Kevin gave Chris $15 for helping him with his math homework. He spent $5 on gasoline and the rest on a bottle of vodka. Everyone's going over to help him with it, he's college rich.

by David Davidson IIV November 30, 2010

warren wilson college

A college in Asheville, North Carolina that believes in "the triad." Students are required to work 15 hours a week and do 25 hours of service per year and still take classes. While students are expected to pay nearly $40,000+ dollars to attend, they are compensated for the work that they are required to do by adding a measly $3500 to the already pricey tuition.

"A hippie school in the woods, where everyone smokes weed and lays in the grass."

"dub dub c"
weed
hippie
green
pot heads
Warren wilson college

by JulietteHab October 14, 2013