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Chines Darling

When sexual acts between the male and female occur and the male inserts both testicles and shaft into the female anus and finishes biz
It was getting really hot and heavy then she farted so i gave her a chines darling to show that bitch what was up uhhhhhhhhh
by duddly gorplove February 4, 2009
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Chinese wise man

A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man
by Micha E l Dunn April 21, 2009
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chinese gas chamber

n. In the midst of a felatio while seated in a leather captain's chair, a man releases a horrendous death fart while applying the 40 pound hammer to the back of the woman's head forcing her to breath in nothing other than the sloppy poop burp.
Janice slowly knobbed by schlong while i gathered up toxic gas and quickly expelled it on the leather chair instantly thrusting her by the neck downwards into my hairy nigger crotch all black and nappy and smelly of being black and digusting and shit... oh yeah... giving her a waft of my anal atmosphere thus putting her through the chinese gas chamber.
by The Broomall Nig September 19, 2009
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Chinese Handcuffs

Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.
One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.
by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021
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Chinese flu

Covid 19, the disease causes by the China virus (Sars-CoV-2).
Kim Park just got back from he’s homeland (Wuhan) with an strange flu. He said he leaked an micro organism from the town’s lab. Let’s hope this is not serious. I would hate if I had to stop my life just because of it this new Chinese flu.
by Booty_hunter March 29, 2021
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Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
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chinese abortion

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010
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