ChairMan

The toughest Chair wieldin SOB to walk the earth.

The Chairman

by Beese April 7, 2003

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Alice in chains

Alice in Chains were a band who wrote music about drug addiction hence the name, rather than alice being in wonderland their name blatantly reffers to the misery of drug addiction.

Their beautiful and melodic music acts as a vehicle for them to express their emotions regarding esp. layne staley's 15 year struggle with multiple substance addiction, family breakdown and disfunction.

they portray this so well that people many people who listen to them are in danger of becoming depressed merely by listening.

In my opinion their work is as valuable as the most important literature and poetry of the 20th century.

My life is shit, I feel like I am treading water in a big black sea, and that I just dont have the energy or desire to keep swiming, I am pretty sure that soon I will find myself sinking with lungs full of water, impotently paralised and traveling down to what ever namless horrors live in the deep.

holy shit have you been listening to Alice in Chains again?

by wadstard April 28, 2012

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Bro Chair

a comfortable reclining lounge chair usually found in a living room. bros will put one in the bed of their bro trucks so that when they're out and bro-ing around they can kick back and relax at a moments notice. a relaxed bro is a happy bro, bro

Flatbiller#1 Nice Bro chair in the back of your bro truck, bro how do you even get into the bed to sit in it?
Flatbiller #2 HAHA bro, its just there for looks

by BlueBreadTruck December 17, 2010

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electric chair

The grizzly act (that hopefully occurs while one is sitting on the toilet) where, all at the same time, urine comes out of the penis fervently; vomit uncontrollably is spewed from the mouth at projectile-like speeds, and a fire-hydrant like charge of diarrhea unwantingly bursts from the anus; causing said victim's muscular system to tense up like they are being electrocuted.

I had a two day binger on the river and suffered from the electric chair after I polished off that plate of tuna fish nachos. Don't go in the bathroom.

by AlPersiano April 28, 2011

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