Cake Farce

When an individual claims to have perfectly executed a cake fart, but is fully aware that the asshole did not come into contact with the frosting

Anna: Did you see that!? I totally pulled it off! I did a cake fart!
Ricky: Wait, there isn't any frosting on your ass....
Anna: .......
Ricky: It was a cake farce, wasn't it?
Anna: Yeah.....it was....

by AdvancedGameBoy August 19, 2015

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cake tasting

Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.

I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.

by Tish_9696 October 30, 2015

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cake facing

When a female has applied too much foundation (or make-up in general) to her face.

I hate girls who are cake facing.

by vintagefox August 9, 2016

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Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

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Cake Shift

A "Cake Shift" is a restaurant term for an very easy shift. It is typically used to describe a slower shift but is also used to talk about a shift that went so smoothly that you didn't have to think much as you completed the shift.

Tom: How was last night at the restaurant?
Steve: We were so organized and ready for pop, it was a cake shift.

by DaRestaurant Guy March 9, 2017

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