Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

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Prison Chips

Guys in prison with hot bodies working out everyday with tight 6 pack chest and arms resembling chip and dale dancers.

Ooh girl check check out the " prison chips ". Like to .... Some of that.

by Grahamr queen July 7, 2025

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Genuinely Chopped / Chopped Genuinely

adj. / adv. phrase
A level of ugly so authentic, unfiltered, and angle-proof that neither lighting, camera quality, nor prayer can save it.
This isn’t “the pic did them dirty.”
This is their permanent condition.

It describes someone whose chopped-ness is real in every universe — front camera, back camera, passport photo, security cam, Renaissance painting… all chopped.

Friend: “Be honest… gen chips or chips gen?”
You: “Both. That man is chopped. I saw his insta profile and got jump-scared.”

by dlckandbells November 21, 2025

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Chippy Chips

A type of thick cut fries from the UK that you can find at a fish and chips shop or Chinese restaurant.

Also one of the favourite post match meals of Chelsea star Cole Palmer.

Interviewer: Favourite post match meal?

Cole Palmer: Don't know you know...Chinese probs

Interviewer: What's your order?

Cole Palmer: Salt and pepper chicken, rice. Not salt and pepper chips, too much that. But you know chippy chips?

Interviewer: Yeah

Cole Palmer: They have to be them chips or you don't get them.

by 04132029 December 24, 2025

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