Coughjob

When she try's to give you head when she's ill but ends up coughing on your cock

Well she tried, but ended up giving me a coughjob

by Twicksy December 21, 2016

Coughlan

The surname Coughlan means "Descendant of the hooded one" and "Hooded one" is another name for Odin, anyone with this surname is a descendant of Odin.

Those Coughlan boy's sure are energetic

by -Set- July 22, 2017

Coughative

When someone is coughing all the time and won’t stop

That person is very coughative.

by Coughative February 3, 2018

coughshite

When you cough and shit yourself.

My cat did it on my dad's keys 😂🙀🤣

My cat coughshited 😂

by Lammcgf October 4, 2019

Coughkaesque

An unsettling, nightmare story of existence in the coronaviral age, redolent of Franz Kafka.

Empty streets, silent cities, people under legal edict to avoid others, with no sound more ominous than a simple cough, the world swiftly felt Coughkaesque.

by Monkey's Dad April 2, 2020

coughsplanation

The act of letting others around you know the reason you coughed which is never COVID-19.

*Cough*.... "OMG... I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it, it was just a tickle. I swear I don't have covid."
"No one is buying that coughsplanation."

by meetingman September 24, 2020

Coughtrey

Someone who is obsessed with saying things like blobano

Coughtrey is here

by WhyAreWeStillHere... December 13, 2022