Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Cook

Used as a way to say they're doing a good job.

person 1: yo let him cook!
person 2: bro hes cooking like gordon ramsay!!!

by zeebopassione April 13, 2023

Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY

Cane Cook is super cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Cooked

Some who is struggling or has given up academically

“Bro Jason got a F on the test! He’s cooked”

by Anonymous 45504 June 9, 2025

Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.

‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’

by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022