The Chair

For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.

Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.

by CrazyAllCaps November 19, 2017

Dick-Chair

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.

She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.

by Jeen October 1, 2018

Strong Chair

When you have finnaly gotten your penis hard then you wack it onto your dogs face then you run as fast as you can then tackle a wooden chair.

Last night i had a Strong Chair moment.

by clouttcoochie December 29, 2018

The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

green chair

The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!

Man did you see Jason perform last night? He is the green chair of the band for sure!

by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019

My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!

MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!

by meow moo October 21, 2019