Middle Child Syndrome

A child in a family is neither first or last is called the middle child. In a 3 child family, it is the 2nd child, etc.

This child usually gets the least amount of attention, because he/she is not the parent's first, and not deemed as 'special' enough, and is not the parent's last, and so is not treated like the baby.

This creates social tension between the family. The middle child would be the outcast while the rest of the family can have a laugh with each other.

However, in a family where there are seperate parents, creating half-siblings, where the child is in the middle of one side of the family, and is the first or only child in the other side, the middle child may become brattish, and demand everything he/she wants because he/she can get away with it with the other parent.

In the case of bratty middle children, the oldest usually looses out and then becomes the outcast, being independant and deals with how they recieve less attention than the middle child.
A usual night at the dinner table.
Older child doing A level maths: I got a B on a test today
Middle child still doing GCSEs: And? I got a B too.
Mum: *Surprised at middle child* well done (his/her name)! You're actually learning something then.
Older child: thinks; (>.> been there, done that. Pfft, middle child syndrome, lol)
by DottieRocks February 06, 2012
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man-child

a new way to say boy instead of saying it the normal boring way
old fart down the street: those damn man-children came and graffitied my whole fence!
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Nigerian Child Snatcher

A pedophile commonly found on the plains of Africa stealing children of a certain degree of athletic abilities and selling them in an underground market for sexual or common housework uses.
That nigerian child snatcher was caught yesterday, all the children were released back into the wild.
by Spartin228 June 28, 2011
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only child syndrome

Only-Child-Syndrome
a teenager or young adult that still acts like a self-centered little bitchbaby because they were coddled by their parents for their entire lives. These motherfuckers will get mad if you forget their birthday, or miss even the smallest of parties or events. They will likely have close relationships with their neighbors to make up for the lack of siblings. They think that they are entitled to everything and are spoiled rotten by their parents and grandparents. You will likely find them complaining or more commonly whining. They are so sheltered, they likely have little knowledge on any adult-topics and an even greater lack of social skills. Do not get involved with an only child.
(sarcasm) "I'd like to thank u all for coming it means so much to me 2 have all of ur support! Love u guys!"(end sarcasm)

why did she think we'd show up? she told us about this literally an hour before it started!

because she thinks the world revolves around her- it's Only Child Syndrome
by aud38 October 19, 2016
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Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.
dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok
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colorful emo child.

some one who dresses is normal colors but always looks for attention by being sad.
for example: samantha wears normal colors but is always looking for attention from everybody by being sad so samantha is a colorful emo child.
by girlstuckinbox December 11, 2007
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goddamn idiot child

when someone is so stupid you want to damn them to hell
u: i just flushed my iphone down the toilet looool
me: you goddamn idiot child
by gdrag0n September 23, 2013
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