Chopping parsley 

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

Chopping parsley by MJBL January 10, 2012

Cotton Chops 

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

Cotton Chops by old man withers August 18, 2006

On the chopping block 

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

On the chopping block by Morphius13 July 13, 2016

chopper whore 

A person in a multiplayer video game that will immediately step foot into the nearest helicopter, take to the skies, and dominate opposing players with their inhuman piloting of the helicopter. This can be seen in games such as GTA IV, where the players have access to the "Annihilator" helicopter (and later on in DLC, the more revered "Buzzard" helicopter), and Battlefield: Bad Company 2, in which a self-proclaimed pilot and gunner duo will jump in an attack helicopter, such as the AH64 Apache or the MI28 Havoc, and proceed to destroy the opposing team's vehicles, bases, other helicopters, and the individual players. Chopper whores are commonly disliked by a games community, because they tend to ruin the fun that could be had in a game.

Dude, look at this guy's stats! You see how many kills he has?

Yeah, that's only because he's a chopper whore.

chopper whore by Kil Lerown November 8, 2010

chope 

Noun;

A term used to refer to out-of-touch old (typically straight/white) males whose sheer disconnect with contemporary society threatens to send them to an aneurysm-induced early grave. The only thing keeping them from shuffling off this mortal coil is a mix of their utter terror of dying having lived such an irrelevant existence, manic willpower induced by a potentially dementia-addled brain, and their passion for sniffing and photographing female underwear.

See that elderly gentleman over there? The one who's crawling on the ground taking photos of women while chattering to himself? Total chope, hands down.

chope by VenomX June 18, 2018

Chopped 

Aussie slang for getting beaten in a car race. Smack talk. Usually accompanied by a cutting hand motion like in rock, paper, scissors. Made famous by the Youtube sensation Mighty Car Mods guys Marty and Moog.

Moog got chopped by Marty, so he had to give up his Nissan.

Marty's MX5 got chopped by Moog's S2000 that is powered by unicorn farts.

Chopped by Dannydabaker December 20, 2013

fatback chopper 

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

fatback chopper by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008