Crappy

Most of the time crappy is a feeling. (sorry about the pronounciation. It wouldnt let me change it.)

I am feeling crappy today

by Slim Baby October 13, 2003

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

Crapaud

Toad (In Norman French), used to describe a person from the Channel Island of Jersey. How it is interpreted is usually dependent upon who said it and in what context however this is mainly in a jokey manner from a Guernsey person to a Jersey person with little malice intended. They may then respond by calling the Guernsey person a donkey or less commonly an Anes (the Guernsey French alternative).

Guernsey Man: Oi Mick! get over here you bloney crapaud!

Jersey Man -walking over-: Oh shut up you old donkey!

by Stripy_Tie September 23, 2010

what the crap

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.

guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.

by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".

"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"

by anon June 30, 2004

crap

1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).

My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.

by Keegan Sweett August 5, 2008