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Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time
"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."
by UltimateLord June 4, 2016
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Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.
"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.
breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then
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Norwegian Breakfast

The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.
I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.
by NBF1 September 25, 2010
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breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed
by Scatcap September 14, 2007
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Breakfast Buritto

Don't you mean Justin, not Jesse?
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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breakfast meat

Your chubby, when your girl finishes it off first thing in the morning. Also known as an alarm cock when you get her started before she wakes.
"Hey, you were late to the meeting this morning."
"Yeah, had to finish serving up some breakfast meat."
"Sausage?!?"
"Damn straight!"
by t8d February 6, 2007
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