Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Boston crowbar

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra

I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee

by Matt viagra December 15, 2022

Boston Sauna

The act of smoking a cigarette in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

My mom used to put me in a Boston sauna on long road trips.

by BungusAmongus December 15, 2022

The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex

Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love

by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022

Boston Steamer

Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)

The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again

by Pseudonym____________ January 11, 2023

Boston Angel

The act of two adults pressing their anuses together and passing gas, frequently back and forth to one another.

Bostonian #1: Did you get any action last night?
Bostonian #2: Ah, bro, I totally gave her a Boston Angel!
Bostonian #1: Ah, sweet, bro! Did it smell bad?
Bostonian #2: 'Course it smelled bad, dude, I had nothing but Natty Ice and chowdah for three days.

by Extra Sneaky Sanchez July 1, 2023

Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023