birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

by Papi Flow July 19, 2009

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champaign birthday

champaign birthday is the birthday when your age matches the day you were born
example: you are born on may 18 your champaign birthday is when you turn 18

girl: its your champaigh birthday in two years
boy: in america you have to be 21 to drink alchohol not 18
girl: not your born may so your "champaign birthday" is when you are 18

by furby1122 May 18, 2009

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After Birth

(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.

After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.

by Fishstick1331 October 13, 2011

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When one finds himself without a condom or has run out, it is the act of anal sex. As anyone who has watched a lot of Euro porn can tell you, anal is as common in Europe as the high-five. And, we do thank-you for that.

"Look at the ass on that babe; I'm hoping for a little European birth control tonight."

by EuroBC November 6, 2013

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birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

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Birthmasukkah

When one has a birthday close to Christmas, so presents are spread out over multiple nights from one's birthday to Christmas, similar to Hanukkah.

Person 1: Dang, that sucks for her. Her birthday is so close to Christmas that she doesn't get many presents.

Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .

by German Juice December 1, 2009

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Birthday Bunny

a birthday slave, this person must do whatever the birthday person says....no matter how ridiculous.
A Birthday Bunny is like a Playboy Bunny except not used for sex (or could be depending on the wish of the birthday person)

Lyndsie's Birthday Bunny

by My Hooker Friend June 13, 2010

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