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blue man crew

Term used to describe "blue balls"/ the after effects of a sexual encounter that was unfinished. Often achieved by a woman who leaves a man teased and uneased. This result is uncomfortable and often painful on all levels.
"come one girl...dont make me join the blue man crew "

Friend: "So how was your night with that girl you went home with?"

You: "..pfft bitch made me join the blue man crew "
by killacalli213 September 20, 2010
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Blue Mitchell

When a man purposefully gives himself blue balls, only later to blow his horn all over another sexual partner.
That mothafucka Blue Mitchelled all over my hair!
by PEN30 2x the size October 1, 2010
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Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.
(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
by MountainClimber August 1, 2012
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Blue Romney

The act of shoving a beer bottle up an individual's anus, base first.
Dude, I thought my girl was a freak but last night she proved it with a Blue Romney.
by R. Sauers September 3, 2012
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blue book bulimia

Cramming as much information as possible into your brain right before an essay exam, then writing down everything you can think of during the test, hoping that by vomiting out a huge pile of information, you'll actually get a few facts correct. Bingeing & purging as a method of studying & test-taking.
"How did you do on the test in Poli Sci?"
"I have no idea, but I had blue book bulimia, so maybe something I barfed up was actually right."
by starstattootoo December 12, 2012
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Blue Archer

The Blue Archer, is a fairy tale story about an young peasant who hunted using a bow and arrow but was tricked by an evil witch. she killed him but the gods chose him to be a beacon of hope and determination. Now whenever a young girl feels depressed or suicidal, the Blue Archer comes down and defeats all her demons and sadness with a bow and arrow.
"the Blue Archer saved my soul!"
"The blue archer is the perfect bedtime story"
"have you ever heard of the Blue Archer?"
by Oliver2Arrow August 28, 2013
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blue pants thursday

Blue pants Thursday is a thing for sailors only. Meaning on Thursday we wear our blue pants;) (only if your a sailor thou)
by Oliviamarie_7 September 16, 2013
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