Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

Akardose

A gothic manipulator

“You listen to the smiths akardose?”
“Yea I love them”

by Gifdxv December 5, 2021

awkwarder

to make things *more awkward* than they already are

you make things so much awkwarder

by TheEliteStudios_R February 5, 2022

awkward bean

Cillian.

Cillian is an awkward bean.

by Cillian Michael Murphy March 19, 2022

Awkwardly1229

Awkwardly1229 is a tiktoker that started out as a cosplayer but now makes edits for the fanfics she writes.

Awkwardly1229 is terribly awkward.

by Renaissance12 April 27, 2022

Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Awkwardtunity

Consistent, constant opportunity for relentless awkwardness

The prostitute and cop offered me an awkwardtunity of a lifetime... So, I said, "Sure, without doubt."

by Awk Tunity July 4, 2022