Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

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If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

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laugh at the view

When your boytoy has a smol wee wee and you can't help but laugh

Moonlight swims and laugh at the view

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Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

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When your peer is taking all the overtime away from everyone else.

Dean was hoggin at the trough so much no one was able to get any extra overtime this week.

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When a guy is in every woman pants he can get into keeping others guys at bay.

Paul was hoggin at the trough at work so bad no one had a chance of hooking up with any of the ladies especially the hot HR lady.

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Focus on the present, don't dwell on the past or future.

Dude, stop thinking about last night and just look at the now.

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