4th of April

if your name starts with Z and u were born on this day...it means you are the best person in entire universe! you are super talented, fun, gorgeous looking..uhhh the list of your best features is extremely long :)

-oh waw i looove this song u made!! ur birthday must be on 4th of April?

-haha yeah:)

-where did u get this awesome t shirt from?

- oh ..i designed it myself

-no way man! i need u to drop me some t shirt design ideas now

by vvv.kkk April 4, 2022

Grub Hubadub by the mrfletch April 19, 2009

this guy predicted the future

Grub Hubadub by the mrfletch April 19, 2009

by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021

April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009

april 23

national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and “hang brain” without any reprocussions.

“can’t wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisa’s house and spread eagle on her front lawn”

“tim, let it go, she doesn’t love you anymore”

by LILAX BEST 23 October 20, 2019