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anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt
“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”
by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021
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Amish Anal Apparition

Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
I used “Amish Anal Apparition” for revenge on my boyfriend for “Ghost Sex”.
by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020
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atd (anal tongue dart)

give her an atd and she will love you forever
by Reuben Pruitt September 17, 2003
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Anal Destruction

The destruction of a person's anal cavities through repeated anal raping.

Usually used to pay out mates or slurries, who take it up the ass.
How was the anal destruction u took last night?
My anal cavities were breached.
by Tomo Bruz January 10, 2008
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anal hole

the anal hole is a smarty way to say ass hole
shit comes out of my anal hole
by iThink January 28, 2008
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anal

Sexual - Short for anal sex.
The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.
I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.
by Falken January 16, 2003
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Amazon and anal

Girl: Netflix and chill?
Guy: No
Girl: Amazon and anal?
by bugom December 8, 2015
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