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alabama toast

the same thing as Alabama cheese cracker

when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
i just gave that nigga a Alabama toast and he ate it.
by aphilia May 12, 2008
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Alabama Mud Machine

When one male inserts his penis into another male's anus. The receiving male then evacuates his rectum onto the penetrating male's penis.

Even though this caryies a Southern name this is actually a term from up North on the West and East Coast.
I sure would love to Alabama Mud Machine that guys cock.
by Friend of a Friend's Friend February 22, 2011
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alabama slamma

when a white dude taps that ass of a black sister, and he doesn't fall short. basically, she don't need to push out her deuces for a while afterward.
see that Beyonce' lookin' sista over there, yeah, she needs an alabama slamma and she'll be aight!
by cereal killa February 12, 2006
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Alabama Happy Hay

A slang term for marijuana, weed, or reefer
That Alabama Happy Hay was sooooo dank
by StoutBD16 February 22, 2010
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Alabama Pajamas

Wearing nothing at all. Originally created because of the heat and humidity in alabama that requires you to sleep naked. Often abbriviated Bama Jamas
ex1. Carl: how was you trip to Alabama?

Wendy: It was great but its soo hot at night i had to sleep in my Alabama Pajamas

ex2. Tom: I heard Jim got arrested last night

Jerry: Yea, that fool was jogging down Main st. in his Bama Jamas!
by Douglas fur Fischer March 16, 2010
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Alabama

A place that is not all fucking incest rasism and hicks. I swear if i read another fucking word about how people from Alabama are a bunch of ignorrant rednecks im going to be pissed. I live up north but grew up in alabama and I swear it isnt any different up here then it is down there. People just talk differently and are alot nicer down there. And, the women are hotter down there. J'sayin. all these chicks up here are pale and fat and ugly. :)
Jake(Yankee): alabama is such a stoopid state you guys, jesus, it is so dumbb and so racist you guys.

Mary Sue(Redneck): Shut the fuck up you mother fucking rude ass yankee. just the other day you were talking about how you think black dudes smell and how you think there all animals.
by Serikita July 1, 2011
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Alabama Sand Storm

Fuck on the beach. Nut on her face. Throw a handful of sand on her face.
"yeah man i gave her an alabama sand storm saturday night"
by Shann-Wow June 26, 2009
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