The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.
Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
by anderpantsthe15th May 24, 2022
Guess what day is today?! It's aled day! That's right! On 25th of September , It's everyone's birthday that has the name aled !!+ Cafelutza day !! We all love cafelutzes so why not make it special?!
by aledywaledy September 24, 2022
Arabic name. He who lights the fire. Previously was the job title of the person who shovels coal in a steam train, also known as "stoker" or "fireman" although his job is opposite to what we traditionally know of a fireman's duties nowadays.
Also used as an adjective to describe something bright and brilliant, often conceived as an exaggeration.
A person carrying this name is energetic, clever, funny and quick-witted, but destined to suffer a lifetime of betrayal.
Once aligned with the stars, a carrier of this name can singlehandedly impact the whole world.
Also used as an adjective to describe something bright and brilliant, often conceived as an exaggeration.
A person carrying this name is energetic, clever, funny and quick-witted, but destined to suffer a lifetime of betrayal.
Once aligned with the stars, a carrier of this name can singlehandedly impact the whole world.
by some_guy_9_0 December 15, 2021
(people having sex)
chick: tell me when
dude: when
(dude cums in beer and couple leaves)
(next couple enters)
dude: Give me a sec babe. (drinks beer)
chick: holy shit you just did some pale aleing!
dude: (throws up)
chick: tell me when
dude: when
(dude cums in beer and couple leaves)
(next couple enters)
dude: Give me a sec babe. (drinks beer)
chick: holy shit you just did some pale aleing!
dude: (throws up)
by pandapiedpiper January 27, 2011
Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
Marah is a compassionate leader who also happens to be the genie from Aladdin 🧞. She made sure Dwayne Johnson’s facial features were sharp, gave Ronaldo his first soccer ball, wrote Obama’s speeches, and dropped the Apple on Newton’s head. She can transform any boring school event into something memorable and fun. She is an outstanding listener and makes sure to keep the ideas of others in mind. Your wish is her command, just call her name and she’ll appear in a jiffy. If she ever runs for student rep, make sure not to sleep on the chance to vote for her!
“Marah Al-Wahsh is the best choice for grade 11 student rep” -Someone cool
“Marah Al-Wahsh became student rep, now everyone loves the school events!”-future students
“Marah Al-Wahsh became student rep, now everyone loves the school events!”-future students
by The GOAT of Windsor May 15, 2024