Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.
"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."
by __SanTa__ February 08, 2009
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clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding
i heard that he is clean wanking now
by manx aribter January 27, 2009
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Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self
*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank
by The butcher 69 January 06, 2020
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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.
Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"
by thejollyjellyfish69 March 05, 2015
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wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.
Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.
by Nerdalotapus February 14, 2015
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Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent
Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"
by Broseph1231 July 19, 2015
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