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wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009
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Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.
I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.
by theboyos April 4, 2013
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wet wiggly

A term refering to the state of the penis (usually after sexual intercourse, swimming, or masturbation) where it is both limp and wet.
David had a wet wiggly after getting out of the cold pool.
by niggamac July 10, 2006
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Wet Work

Sexual act consisting of a men peeing on another men, often for money.
by Spiniox November 29, 2011
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Wet Seal

a great store. you should shop there.
by fksldfsad September 23, 2006
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wet gretta

The aftermath of your diarrhea splashing back up on you while on the toilet.
Dude, your sister totally started gagging after licking the back of my balls because I didn't clean up the wet gretta.
by creeper80818486 April 19, 2020
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Wet Goddess

A book by Malcolm J. Brenner about his 9-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
by Aleitheia November 1, 2011
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