by i like to move it move it!!!! January 21, 2009
 Get the wet noodlemug.
Get the wet noodlemug. by theboyos April 4, 2013
 Get the Wet Fishmug.
Get the Wet Fishmug. A term refering to the state of the penis (usually after sexual intercourse, swimming, or masturbation) where it is both limp and wet.
by niggamac July 10, 2006
 Get the wet wigglymug.
Get the wet wigglymug. by Spiniox November 29, 2011
 Get the Wet Workmug.
Get the Wet Workmug. by fksldfsad September 23, 2006
 Get the Wet Sealmug.
Get the Wet Sealmug. Dude, your sister totally started gagging after licking the back of my balls because I didn't clean up the wet gretta.
by creeper80818486 April 19, 2020
 Get the wet grettamug.
Get the wet grettamug. This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.
I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.
After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.
Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.
There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.
I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.
After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.
Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.
There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.
I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
by Aleitheia November 1, 2011
 Get the Wet Goddessmug.
Get the Wet Goddessmug.