Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

Cat got your tongue

When you’re letting him eat you out, and while his tongue is inside you, you do a kegel, and yell, “cat got your tongue!”

Oh, Oh, yes! Woop! Cat got your tongue!

by RandomTurtle321 May 21, 2022

your aunt kevin durant

The even worse version of Your pappy trappy, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your sister a mister, your brother a mother, and granny tranny

Jim:your mom gay
Bill:Your dad lesbian
Jim:your granny tranny
Bill:you pappy trappy

Jim:your sister a mister
Bill:your brother a mother
Jim:you're**
Bill:your aunt Kevin durant

Universe: fucking implodes on itself causing a rip in all of space fabric causing a black hole causing the enevitable death of the universe. The moon collides into the earth

by Jim.fatcock May 13, 2018

Bring out your dead

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Hamburger meme.

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.

by Seksel January 27, 2020

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013