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Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult towards you and your mom pretty much saying your stupid and so is your mom and you have here genes...
>>Man your dumb!
--Well at least my mom doesnt go to collage
>>I think its your female parental unit attends a post-secondary institution
by Brandon H May 27, 2005
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a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
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B your L on my F

I'll even let you B your L on my F.
by Duff J June 8, 2009
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Rocking out with your cock out

1)Something you wish you could do when you see a very attractive young lady. It may get you in trouble but no one does it to my knowledge.

2) Another way to show how small or how big your dick really is.
Quinn: Dude, look at that hot girl over there!

Brock: Rocking out with your cock out.
by Champion17 February 11, 2010
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October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence
Me: Kisses Cousin

Cousin:Why’d you do that!?

Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!

Cousin: les fuk
by Daddddyyyyyieis October 15, 2019
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Get off your high horse

An idiom used when you try to demoralise a smart cookie from spreading cringely bullcrap
Guy1: Ur such an idiot, u can't even include iostream and restart your computer
Guy2: Get off your high horse, you can't even write a paragraph in HTML, smartass
by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020
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