holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.

*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

by gregoriouse June 21, 2012

soapy shit hands

Soapy shit hands, when you have some sort of poop on your hands and when you wash them with soap and water, it makes brown bubbles, and when you’re completely done rinsing and drying it smells like soap and shit mixed together.

Dude I was wiped my ass and I went too wash my hands now I have soapy shit hands

by loltoastlol November 25, 2020

pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

Febreze Dat shit

A saying use in the English language when something smells foul.

*walks in to room*
*sees foul smelling clothing*
"FEBREZE DAT SHIT"

by dogeminer1000000 May 13, 2020

Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"

As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.

by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020

Sphincter Shit Swap

A fecal foreplay game that involves the act of pooping into another persons anus; preferably of a solid nature. The goal is to pass the poo as many times possible without letting it slip out and hit the ground.

I met this girl on craigslist who had a serious poop fetish. We played a few games of Sphincter Shit Swap before getting into grimy, unprotected anal sex. I beat her 12-5.

by TheFourthHouse December 15, 2012