dirty yumeko

A dirty yumeko is when you stick a playing card so far up your boyfriends ass he nuts and you use the jizz as butter on a piece of toast

Girl: my boyfriend couldn’t but so I helped him by giving him a dirty yumeko

by Sbaijanand aloha January 8, 2021

dirty willie

While doing a girl doggystyle you put your finger in her butt and the put it
in her ear!

Dirty willie

by tommy baker February 16, 2009

Dirty Seagull

The act of applying sand to one's penis, either through the use of glue or some other adhesive, and penetrating another person sexually, either via anal or vaginal intercourse.

After Susan forgot to pick the clothes from the dry cleaner, Martin gave her a Dirty Seagull.

by Stobyoia January 9, 2015

Dirty Elvin

A man who cheats on his wife, comes home and proceeds to give said pregnant wife herpies

Did you hear her husband gave her a Dirty Elvin

by Northernballsdeep December 26, 2020

Dirty Krystal

Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.

I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?

by The WhoGirl June 12, 2019

dirty mommy

ur mom but she hasnt showered in a while like u keep asking her to shower but shes like, "no i cant jason nash told me not to" and ur remebring that jason is ur superior and u cant say anything because of how god like he is

jason nash is so hot he said to be a dirty mommy

by ur dogs doodoo September 24, 2019

Dirty drag

A drag performance by a man who doesn't shave or bother to hide their innate masculine traits.

The bears are performing in a dirty drag show this weekend.

by Aggiecub February 6, 2009