calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016

sharing your opinion

The best way to piss everyone in the room off.

When Jeff started sharing your opinion everyone got pissed off.

by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017

Marshmallow your mom

When AmazingPhil tries to insult Daniel Howell when he doesn't hide the marshmallows

Dan: "I'll hide them down your throat"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mom"

by SquishKohai November 9, 2017

Change your ringtone

The proper term for "anal bleaching".

I got to the club late because I was changing my ringtone.

No, mom, I don't want to help you change your ringtone.

Yeah, Bob, the way you changed your ringtone really brings the room together.

by Hoos1492 August 16, 2018

shut your fuck

when you stroke out on your keyboard and type "shut your fuck" instead of "shut the fuck up,"

Person A: You look so stupid in that picture! LOL
Person B: Shut your fuck

by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018

Pop your tuck

When a man in drag gets a hardon, his tucked bits may pop the tape holding them in discreet position.

When you saw his ass, did you pop your tuck?

by FatBetty January 6, 2019

Peeing your knickers

Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.

Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.

by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019