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How old are you? 

Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.

Are you a weightlifter mate? 

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"
standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

What are you trying to do?! 

Something you say when anybody does something you don't like.
When Zee pushed Isaac, he turned around and yelled "What are you trying to do?!"

are you dry? 

person 1: do you want to go somewhere to eat?

person 2: no, thanks.

person 1: why not? are you dry?

person 2: yeah, i spent all my money on clothes
are you dry? by b0jangles fo lyfe October 10, 2008

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. 

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume
1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.
"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"