Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Ronnie Wood

Quite possibly the dirtiest old man in the world. 60 Years Old and Still banging 22 Year olds. Also guitarist alongside the human drug lab (AKA Keith Richards) for The Rolling Stones. Ex member of The Faces with Rod Stewart. Also has the most awesomest fucking hair you've ever seen. The man who most men would turn gay for.

1. Holy shit! That old bastard's pulling chicks like he's Ronnie Wood!

2. He plays that guitar like Ronnie Wood!

3. He's a Ronnie Wood.

4. OMFG!!!! It's Ronnie Wood. Oh, wait it's just a guy with awesome hair.

5. Hairstyle, The Ronnie Wood.

6. Man 1; "I would so turn gay for Ronnie Wood."

Man 2; "What do you mean turn gay?."

by Reverend Fatboy December 13, 2009

woot de woot

Meaning my boo thing or person of interest.

Yeah she my lil woot de woot.

by homeboyjah September 24, 2020

Woofin

lying about something

that niggas woofin dawg

by Darren September 2, 2003

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Woodstock High School

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010