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shut up woman 

Phrase used to dismiss someone, most likely directed at a male to get rid of him from a conversation.
Mason Fagpuppet: Oh my god! Did you like, see the new show on TV?
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.
shut up woman by LeonC June 10, 2003

What is a woman?

A question that destroys the very foundations of a certain ideology.
Person X: What is a woman?
Person Y: Woman is a woman/ woman is whoever who identifies as a woman.
Person X: Idem per idem is not a definiton.
Person Y: *Nonsensical muttering*
What is a woman? by Kijimoshi October 10, 2022
1. (noun) Man who behaves like a woman at his job (i.e. backstabbing, gossiping, kissing ass, being fake).
Bill is usually an ok dude, but he's such a day woman.
Day Woman by wijx March 2, 2010

dangerous woman 

Ariana Grande's best album
someone : woah these songs are so good! what album is this?
me : it's dangerous woman! ariana's best album
dangerous woman by quitimh June 30, 2021

middle-aged woman wasted 

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.
My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

Male Identified Woman

A male-identified woman is an individual who will throw other women in front of a moving train to appease the problematic males she surrounds herself with, giving these men her undying support at the detriment of other women's expenses.
She will fight tooth and nail to defend their mental and physical abuse against women, ignoring the severity of the situation. She will continue to coddle them as if they're babies that need breastfeeding. She'll vouch for their incompetence by making excuses for them over-identifying with men, to the point where she refuses to admit that she views an attack on men as an attack on her.
Women who decide to associate with male-identified women are the types to say, What did you do for him to react the way he did? You shouldn't be raising your voice; you should've stayed quiet. It's your fault for talking back to him; no wonder he beat you. As if speaking your truth gives him the right to put his hands on you, it doesn't. These are the types of women to stay away from; any woman who aligns herself with male patriarchy, knowing how it affects all women, is a danger to every woman.
Male identified woman is a woman who will shift the blame to other women to avoid men being held accountable for their actions, and every chance she gets, she will convince women that they are the problem and they need to figure out what they did wrong for the betterment of the man in their lives. Her advice will be to cook him dinner every day and clean up after him, because that's what good women do: wash his clothes. Have sex with him when he says he wants it. Be his peace; be his home away from home. Put his needs first. While you're busy putting him first, you wait for him to acknowledge your efforts, but it falls on deaf ears. No one's your peace; he's not your home away from home. He doesn't put you first unless you mention it; he doesn't cook dinner for you; he doesn't clean up the little mess you make when you have one. He just doesn't do anything. Everything shouldn't be taken for granted without giving something in return and getting it back. Someone who reciprocates the same energy that you put out is living a healthy, balanced lifestyle.