willy-wet

to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.

i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.

by Billy t. March 12, 2008

willy con carne

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.

"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy

by JackandCairo February 23, 2011

cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

Wisconsin Willy

A term for a penis with considerable smegma, or "dick cheese."

"I hear that Jimmy isn't too clean. Sally said that he's got a Wisconsin Willy.

by Tomshanks October 9, 2008

Jizzy Willy

Where u cum in a girls ear after she gives u a blowjob

Jizzy willy

by Megaprime1994 February 11, 2010

chilly willy

To have a bud-burnin-buddie, stick the blunt backwards in his mouth, and blow out. When the smoke comes out of the blunt you sniff it up.

"will somebody give me a chilly willy?"
(WARNING: chilly willies are not for ametuer bud smokers. try at own risk)

by Jake S. May 13, 2005