The website you are on right now that was once used to define slang but is now a site people go on to define sex positions that are impossible, disgusting, and never used.
I realized the real use for urban dictionary was to make fake sex positions once I saw the tumbling portablumpkin.
by MagicalSheep365 May 14, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. The website your on you fucking dumbass. How could you not know the name of the website your on. Or you must be so fucking bored you went to look up random things.
by Beeg Yoshi August 5, 2017
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by alexturnerisasexgod June 1, 2014
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Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!
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by Sentient Parrots March 18, 2016
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Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011
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by $4Life December 29, 2015
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