Unicorned

Getting player owned in a fantasy based universe.

I just got unicorned by a red dragon knight!

by tweanut October 19, 2008

Unicorn

a pad for your period

Kristy: Hey I Just Got My sparkle do you have a rainbow
Kate: no sorry i just have a unicorn

by Shajenjen July 23, 2011

Unicorn

a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.

older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!

lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*

by awsome hippie peace April 28, 2011

Unicorn Hunt

Hunting for a homosexual male to deliver anal sex, generally with the hunter being on the receiving end.

Billy is going on a unicorn hunt because he wants to get his ass plugged.

by Pedro Behr February 22, 2011

unicorn

The act of placing a head massager on your head and repetitively ramming the other end against a vagina or an asshole. Pleasurable sensation is produced in both.

Dude #1: Yo man I'm beat, I think I'm going to go and choke the chicken.

Dude #2: Lame, let's do something!

Dude #1: ...Want to ride the unicorn?

Dude #2: Sick brah!

by spark_rider October 21, 2010

unicorn bait

What a Vampire Calls A Human Femal Vergin, He Does This By Tasting Her Tears.

i was crying in fear, the vampire then licked my cheek, then muttered, unicorn bait, i'll have fun with youu, fucked me, and then drank from me.

by damonissexy;) August 8, 2010

unicorn

A horse that hasd a seat on its head.

That horse has a rather strange yet appealing seat on its head.

by My_arse_hurts December 10, 2003