More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.

Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

by Matt Damon young February 6, 2017

i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018

I've never seen two pretty best friends

Never have never will.

i've never seen two pretty best friends bro. One of them always gotta be ugly.

by never ever seen them November 23, 2020

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Nut In her Kitty, Escape in the Two Fiddy

The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.

I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009