Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.

Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.

by Duckos February 15, 2021

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020

Twitter

A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.

“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”

by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022

Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.

Have you seen my Twitter today?

by lickityspits June 8, 2023

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

Off-Twitter

Usually stated in preface to a spoken, offline expression of an opinion that would risk disapproval, backlash or cancellation if posted on social media.

"I support trans rights, but off-Twitter, I don't think it's fair for trans-men to compete on women's teams."

by Outta Sight August 5, 2022