Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

Turkey Nuts

Where one of your nuts hangs lower than you other nuts. The higher of one nut accordin to the other.

Hey he has got the biggest turkey nuts.
How far apart are his turkey nuts?

by Micah aka hoVa October 10, 2004

Aloha Turkey

basically a guy with an ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK that makes your left leg totally numb, oh and he's a cool guy too

ALOHA TURKEY.

by Aloha Turkey September 24, 2017

turkey-sub

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan

god your fat turk

by joe February 17, 2004

thanksgiving turkey

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.

Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!

by GUY091 September 5, 2006

Turkey Jerker

jerkin off and then cummin on urself and rubbin the cum on u and then guys lick it off as they are jerking off n than cummin on the person they licked it off of.

Lucia told us he turkey jerked last night. we we're so disgusted.

by SuperDawg!!! December 2, 2004

Jive Turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

by Raleford July 26, 2008