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Poisoned turd

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
by dr ben March 3, 2011
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womb turd

"She was 9 months pregnant. She was ready to pop out that little womb turd"
by poppy the mama August 16, 2011
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turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
by lily southam November 14, 2003
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tiredhead

A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.
I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.

Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.
by Leif June 10, 2006
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Tred

The top part of your foot below your shin. Usually hurts like a bitch when it gets stomped on.
Man, you just kicked me in my tred!, Man, I think you shattered my tred
by Mike Blumberg June 28, 2008
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Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.
by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008
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turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit
Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
by a lgx January 15, 2004
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