box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

trash truck

noun; a person of either gender that is a complete waste of space, does everything half assed, would screw over family members or best friends, doesn't care about their own children. Basically a piece of shit!

That trash truck T-Bone snitched on his own brother after his brother found out he fucked his old lady at his sons birthday party in the kids pool.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016

two truck cover up

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.

Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.

by Lenny The Meme Master May 18, 2016

Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.

My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.

by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017

fucker trucker

A fucker Trucker is someone that gets sexual over Trucks wich can lead to sexual intercorse with trucks.

Dan Cant go to a gas station because he is a Fucker Trucker

by DennisNIck March 22, 2017