Tim

Someone who doesn’t give a fuck

Tim doesn’t care if your kid made the honor roll.

by Noempathy November 23, 2021

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Tim

A stupid whore ass stupid ugly bitch fuck who is a cheater and is annoying and self centered never talk to a Tim because he will be a jackass for no reason

You see that dick his name is probably Tim

by Faintedly August 7, 2019

tim

(n.) plume of ass dust that arises from a baby fart while powdering their bottom.

(v.) “to tim” to emit a plume of dust from one’s ass

Man, did you check out the baby’s tim on the changing table?

Yeah, some of that tim got in my mouth!

by 3mschnizzle84959274 July 31, 2021

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

Tim

A guy who is probably over fifty, looks super scary, is funny as fuck and is also divorced.

This is Tim: He's is a man.

by BillyBobReuben March 3, 2022

Tim Fernando

A 35 year old pussy bitch

He’s Tim Fernando

by Woah woah October 13, 2022